Emilija and
Michaela are two beautiful girls who are the daughters of my dear friend Carina. Carina is the kind of person who defines
what a friend is. I love her to
bits. She also happened to be one of my
first friends when I moved to Sweden in 2005.
I would also add, best friend to that.
On one of
our first outings to the local hotel dance,
'How long
are you?' she asked me.
I was
flabbergasted! Being warned and being aware of the fact that Scandinavian are
generally a bit more open to sex than the rest of the world. Still, this was way out of the warning zone.
It was as if a Hydrogen bomb went off on
my face.
I must have
had the look of a hyena
being goosed!
Still, I kept my
calm and said,‘Excuse
me!’
'How long
are you?' again she went.
Seeing my
scandalized exasperation mixed with embarrassment, she said it in Swedish,
'Hur lång är du?'
Which when directly
translated to the English language, is 'how long are you'
It took me
a a few moments to compose myself and
realize she was referring to my height. Apparently, that is how it is asked in swedish.
'183cm' I
said.
Nice!
Her 2
daughters are nothing but a bundle of joy.
Being a frequent visitor to her home and them popping by at my apartment,
often I would hear a word that I thought was the most beautiful sounding
word. It was a Swedish word. It definitely had a lovely sound to it.
Kylskåp! Pronounced, 'she'll-scope'
So exited I
used to get, that I would tell Emilija and Michaela often, that if I had a child
that is what I would name it.
You know
where this is going.
I have
decided that ET is going to be know as
ET aka
Kylskåp after this. Does not
matter what it means. At least for the next trimester.
Kylsöp is
also the first real and useful Swedish word I learnt.
'she'll-scope'Edward........Sounds like the space shuttle
ReplyDeleteKylskåp Edward sounds nicer....but this is only for the coming trimester!
Delete'she'll-scope'....sounds more like a space shuttle.
ReplyDeleteHey Ranjit
ReplyDeleteWhat are he latest develoments on 'She'll-scope'