Selection a faith

A few posts ago, I was writing about the bombarding ET will get from around,  to have a faith.  Without a doubt, here will come a significant amount of harassing from my side of the family. I do have some serious Anglican terrorist who will threaten you with death by drowning in jam.  
To make things easy for ET, I have made a flow chart, or a simple plan on how to decide what to follow, or not. I have even taken into account, that ET might not want anything at all.  One day, ET will read this and think...how easy life can be...